DUMPSTA FUNK!

DUMPSTA FUNK!

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Woman of Tiger: Jaimee Grubbs

Another one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses.

Its funny how I would have never seen a picture of this girl in my life if Tiger didn’t bang her!

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I Watched Zombieland...

and I want to give the producers this juicy turkey.

++AY.Line++ – Natsume [December Group Gift in store; wear your tag]
fri.day – basic cami white [free in store]
Concrete Flowers – Turkey on Plate [1L, available until 12am SLT]

JUNWAVE – Marie (OrangeBrown) [Group gift in store; wear your tag]
A:S:S – Kum&Go shirt [0L, under the tree]
mijn.t – sweetie little panties [Subscribo welcome gift]

-RC- Cluster – Food bank donations [0L]
!Doux Couture – Haute Pink Bikini [Lucky cupcake prize]

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Just a reminder: the Stiletto Moody Shoes 40% Anything Everything Sale ends in one more day! The sim is open only to group members, but if you know a group member, they have a group inviter which you can use to join the group!

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What I Want For XXX-Mas: Hugh Hefner's Playboy, 6 Volumes

TASCHEN is selling the illustrated autobiography of Playboy and Hugh Hefner from the first 25 years in the new 6 volume Playboy anthology. His personal life and career—from cartoon-drawing childhood to astonishing success with Playboy—are revealed in the most intimate portrait ever.

Limited Edition of 1,500 numbered copies signed by Hefner, in a Plexiglas case. Includes a facsimile edition of Playboy #1 from 1953—featuring the iconic Monroe cover and first nude shots—and a 7 x 7 cm piece of Hef’s famous silk pajamas, worn by the great man himself.

What a perfect gift for Dad this Christmas.

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Tale of Two Evaluations

This is your Captain speaking………..welcome aboard fuckers.

I’ve had something that’s been bugging the shit out of me for a couple days.  Sometimes on my job I am privy to information that just plain pisses me off!

Take two employees in the same section, one male, one female and they have the same job function.  The male missed 10 days during the year due to an accident that was not his fault.  The female was out for more than three months for a pregnancy.  This particular female was also out for the same amount of time last year for the same reason.

The male employee documented work product is well above the prescribed standards, yet because he was out for more than the “allotted” amount of sick time, his supervisor was forced to give him a review of simply “meets expectations”.  The gentleman understands that there are rules and does not have a problem with his lowered evaluation, as he put it “those are the breaks”.

What he does have a problem with is that the female employee was NOT held accountable for her time away even though her situation was a result of her own actions.  Keep in mind that this gentleman and others in her area had to take on extra work as a result of her being gone for those three months. However because of the Family Leave Act, the supervisor was not allowed to take her lack of attendance into consideration.  If he did, he would open himself and the company up to legal action.  Her documented work product barely meets the standards and she also got an evaluation of “meets expectations”.

God Bless America!  Because we’re fucked and we need some kind of divine intervention to clean up this clusterfuck.

So lets review, a woman can do just enough to get by, take a quarter of the year off and still get just as good of an evaluation as the person who had to pick up her slack when she was out of the office……….nice………really fucking nice.

Typical American entitlement whore, she craps out kids at her discretion (or lack of), and the rest of us have to pitch in!  Yes, to sweeten the pot this bitch also gets government assistance, isn’t that fucking nice.  Maybe if she rode the time clock like she rode a dick, she wouldn’t need government assistance.

But hell, what does she care, she’s not paying for it.  She doesn’t even have to show up for work!  Now she can schedule doctor appointments during the day for her little drape apes to give her yet another reason to skate out on the job.  UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!

Thanks for listening fuckers.

You are now free to punch a baby.

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Tits and Ass Do Matter...

What makes a woman sexy?

If we were to use the clichéd response, that it is, in the eyes of the beholder, we would get nowhere.  Let us be real about one thing:  appearance matters and plays a huge role when determining if a woman is sexy.

It was on Facebook, that this comment, made by a woman of course, was noted:

…Some women use their phat ass and big titties to throw in a man’s face. When y’all gonna learn that’s for short-term gain? I don’t have none of that but I got confidence! There aint nuthin sexier than confidence and I aint gotta throw it in nobody’s face!!! Men if u can’t handle that then it suxx to be u!

Confidence is sexy.  Very sexy.  If you are one of the rare breeds, then even arrogance and cockiness get your juices flowing.  A man or a woman who exudes any of these qualities will always be alluring to the opposite sex and usually hated envied by their own.

Any woman who uses her tits and ass to get attention can be seen as a one trick pony, that is, if they do not have anything to accompany the physical assets they already have.

As you read, the poster mentions that she has none of that.  That is the wrong statement to make.  She does.  She just may not have the sizable or the desired amount most men are drawn to or appreciate.  Being marginalized into the “average” category can affect a woman’s outlook on what should be sexy and or appealing.

There are ways to be appealing, to exhibit sexy, if you will, with the right skills, confidence and look.  This is not what we are tackling today.  The issue right now are women who are blessed with tits and ass.

What is even sexier than stand-alone confidence, is a woman who has the tit and ass to match.  To take it further, women who possesses these four qualities (and there is the potential for more but right not let us keep it basic), will be the ones who are more appealing:  nice figure (breasts and ass), brains, confidence and personality.  We already know that the inward person is what really appeals to the outward man.  But in all honesty, do not discount the role that tits and ass play.

This is so evident in what we see all around us.  Celebrities enhancing their assets through surgeries or exercise, the huge influx of “video vixens” that are idolized for their huge tits, small waists and large asses or the need to show off the assets in order to get a man’s attention.  Using these assets is not always for short-term gain.  Many of these women have trapped acquired men and kept them (or used them for what they could get).

It was not too long ago, especially in Egyptian and African history, that women with hips, breasts and ass were revered.  Statutes were made in tribute to them, ceremonies were held because of them and men were enamored with them.  Their voluptuous shapes indicated their fertility and fertility was desired in a woman.

What the poster may have overlooked is that having tits and ass does not mean having DD’s or a behind like Coco (Ice T did really good).  It is about proportion more than anything else.  In a study conducted a few years back by Manswers (pretty cool and informative show, Spike TV), it wqw concluded that men found women who had a good waist to ass ratio – smaller the waist, bigger the ass – were sexy.  After personally having many conversations with a variety of men and some of my own observational studies , it can be concluded that this is not just a matter of opinion:  it has become a matter of fact.

The poster is a black woman and maybe her stance on the issue comes from a deeper realm.

Black women have had this advantage for a long time.  Blacks and Latinas.  It is seen in the genetics of both races and they are usually recognized for this body type.  Some Europeans like Italians and Portuguese are also prone to this body type as well (men out there know this is true).  It seems that since the infamous JLo butt shot, that women of all races have been trying to acquire this look.

This is not to say that breasts and ass make up a woman.  There should be more to a woman than her physical qualities.  If that is all she has to offer than yes it will only be for short-term and her drooping bottom and shriveled up nipples will be evidence of that.  When she tries to use her lacking assets to get a man’s attention, she will regret not picking up some other type of skills on her journey to becoming elderly.

“Does this mean I should go get implants?”  Only if they make you happy and get you the desired look you want.

That is a choice that you have to make.  You do not need large breasts or a huge ass to be sexy or even gain the confidence to be sexy (it might help tho).  You just need to be happy with what you have (or going to get).  No one is telling you to change who you are or that you are not sexy without (enhancing) these assets.

The jist of it this:  tits and ass are most appealing when paired together.  You might have both, or one of the other.  You might be DD’s or have 45 inch hips.  The most important thing is that you know who to bring all of your assets together to make you that sexy ass woman.

Men can agree that there is something sexy about a woman who has tits, ass and confidence to match.  Men certainly love confidence in a woman.  But they love that confidence even more when a woman has reason to be.

Would love to have one of the resident men comment on this and offer some more insight from the male perspective.

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DE HITMAKERS 2002

Gedicht DOOSJES

WIL JE TRIPPEN LEG ME PADDO OP JE LIPPEN (WITH MC TBC)

Iám so gay (with Itam)

SONRISA

MIDGETm

Cabaret BINGO

DE VLEESMAP

GUTOGUTOGUT

ME (punk)

FEESTBEEST

INTERVIEW MET BERRY WIJDBEENS

ANGIE HONEY

LOLA FERRARI

TRAVO BONITO

ROSEKOEKEN

DE BRUGGENWACHTER

JAZZ FROM THE ASS

A LA EMINEM

DELFSHAVEN BEACH

TITFACE (with Itam)

STERRETJE (with Itam)

RICARDITO

ZEGGERS

BILLEN

KUNST

THE HITMAKERS WAS A PROJECT I DID WITH MICHAEL VOS, WE MADE ALSO THE MOVIE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE (SEE PIETERS MOVIEWORLD

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Shinjuku Last train Tight ass

I was out prowling and growling last night till late and I had to get the last train back from Shinjuku.  I spotted this like slut near the ticket gate and I could’nt resist the urge to snap a couple pics.

She was short, about 155 cmts tall and had that style, you know what I mean, Hip-hop dance and R&B music style that is so popular with alot of girls here.  Probably around 28 years old and likely would love to suck on a big black dick untill she passes out.  I wouldnt mind giving her my white meat right in her hole either though.

Spotted her right off. tight jeans over a nice round ass. Black hair in a pony tail, I like that, gives me something to yank on when I fuck her from behind.

Mmmm....you can't see it here but she was wearing boots, timberlands, I like that too.

You think she likes anal?

I like to see those panty lines there just a bit. Id like even more to stuff those panties in her mouth.

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Bailando reggaeton en la webcam!

Que culos! tias meneando el culo en la webcam! solo culos de calidad! DESCARGAR VIDEO COMPLETO!!

Fuente: Blog de Sexo

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Wednesday Link Dump

A Really Cool High School Football Trick Play (Barstool Sports)
CoCo Twitter Pics (Yeeeah)
Some New Salma Hayek Pictures (Cityrag)
Rosie O’Donnell is the Most Disgusting Person Alive (Celebslam)
Lane Kiffin is a Liar (Sports by Brooks)
The 50 Hottest College Basketball Dance Team Photos (Manofest)
A Quick Update on the Tightness of Anna Kournikova’s Ass (Busted Coverage)
The 10 Sexiest Movie Bloodsuckers (Liquid Generation)
Beyonce Upskirt (HQC)
The 13 Hottest Celebrity Mother – Daughter Combos (BIH)
Hilarious! 7 Untelevised NFL Sideline Moments (Holy Taco)
25 Great Moments in Trick Photography (College Humor)
The Top 10 Middle Fingers in Sports History (Bleacher Report)
The Faces Behind the Best Cartoon Characters (Unreality)
The Hottest Women of Disaster Movies (Maxim)
Supermodels Turned Super Moms (Drunken Stepfather)
Christina Aguilera is Lookin Good (JJ)
Damn Ciara is HOT!! (Celebslam)
Celebrities With the Highest IQ’s (Celeb Odor)
Jennifer Love Hewitt Sluts it up (Dirty rotten Whore)

Friday Link Dump

Patriots vs. Colts Smack Talk Starts (Barstool Sports)
No More Captain Morgan Dances in the NFL!! (Sprots by Brooks)
Sofia Vergara is Very Nude (Cityrag)
The 25 Funniest Tombstones of All Time (Manofest)
10 Tales of Porn Star / Celebrity Hookups (Gunaxin)
The 30 Most Destructive Dunks of All Time (Bro Bible)
Jim Nantz’s New Piece of Ass is an Upgrade (Busted Coverage)
Mariah Carey is Shit Faced Drunk (Hollywood Rag)
Drunk Girls Making Out With Each Other (Amakings)
Christina Ricci Looking Artsy and HOT (LA Rag Mag)
Video of Ashlee Simpson in Her Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)
FHM Says Cheryl Cole is the Sexiest Woman Alive (Holy Taco)
The Best Tennis Cleavage Pictures of All Time (The Chive)
35 Celeb Dudes Caught “Sneakin a Peek” (College Humor)
Top 10 Hottest Celebrity Sports Fans (Bleacher Report)
The 10 Most Dangerous Toys From Your Childhood (Guyism)
The 15 Worst Album Covers of All Time (Uncoached)

domination, it hurts soo good!

no im fine....keep going

We are all about role playing. You know, dress up like bears and do it in the woods while eating honey. That’s fun! Getting railed by a 10 inch strap on…..or getting our asses whacked till it bleeds, not so much.

But hey, we are always willing to  take a look and see if we might be able to handle getting dominated by Alexis Texas or Tara Lynn Fox. I mean, how bad could it be? A super hot pornstar taking advantage of us and making us their bitches might be exactly what the proctolgist ordered.

Ummm, yeah probably not for us. But for those of you that enjoy being dominated, you will enjoy the hot action on this site. Oh and just in case you my be thinking we are gonna send you to some half ass, bullshit domination site…..the site is called Mean Bitches. And guess what, they are.

Check out mean bitches

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Sneaker Ads you Can Spank It To

I’ve made it no secret that I’m not into Reeboks. If you ever see me wearing a pair it’s because they paid me multiple-thousands of dollars in some fashion. If you see me dating a girl with a nice butt, she won’t be wearing any of those corny new sneakers by bok & others being marketed to women that have funky-shaped soles and promise to tone your thighs and butt as you walk in them:

If you have a nice butt it’s because of genetics (or a great plastic surgeon). If you have a fat butt it’s because you eat too much and don’t move around enough. I totally believe, as long as the products are benign, that it is the consumer’s bad for falling for the gimmick. Cheers for the seller, boos for the buyer. I guess if putting on a pair motivates you to get your ass to the gym, that’d be worth it, but any pair of normal running sneakers would do the trick. Do you know any women that wear these new butt & leg toner style sneaks?

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A Weekend with Verne and Gary - Part 72

So, first, props to Gary Danielson for coming on The Paul Finebaum Radio Network last monday and admitting to being just as big of a douche bag as Lame Kitten when it comes to the rules of college football.  You can listen to the interview here 20091026_PFRN_Hour2.mp3

Now onto this week’s Verne and Gary Show.  Verne apparently is seriously knocking back the Maddog 40/40 or smoking some skank weed before  airtime.  As you know, since Tim Tebow was born, Gary and Verne have had man-crushes on the guy.  Yes he is probably the best college football player in history.  And I hate Florida.  But you just can’t deny it.  And he’s a good guy too.  That being said, I wonder how Timmy feels after Verne said that Timmy played for Georgia.  What, Superman is really a bulldog.  No.  If that were the case then Georgia might actually have a gnat’s chance in hell of actually beating someone the rest of the year.  Perhaps it’s a good thing Mark Richt was a Nebraska fan growing up, now that Bo has maybe, possibly righted the corn-field in the midwest he’ll need Mark to come out and be one of his assistants.   Who knows.   Verne and Gary just SUCK ASS.

Perhaps the SEC should use some of the money they get from these TV contracts and go out and hire their own fucking announcers.  Although the SEC hires it’s own refs, so we may be in worse shape if they hire the announcers.

Then there is this classic from the overall worst officiated college football game I’ve ever seen. (Although according to Lame Kitten, all penalties that don’t go Tennessee’s way are a conspiracy against all things that are good, and little baby chicks.)

Here’s the problem with that video.  The Arkansas player caught the pass…ran at least 3 steps, which makes it a complete pass.  Then the Florida player strips the ball. Which is a FUMBLE.  Then the Arkansas player gets up, runs to where the ball is in the end zone and recovers the football for a Touchdown.  Case closed, moot point.  But Douchebags Verne and Gary can’t see past their fucking noses and watch the end of the play.  Morons, both of them.  If CBS didn’t have first shot at SEC games I’d be a happy fucking camper.  (CBS = Can’t Broadcast Shit)

Enough about Gary and Verne for this week.  I really would like to stop talking about them, but they make it impossible.  It’s like watching a fucking train wreck in slow motion.

Well at least they aren’t this guy WOW

Monday Link Dump

We’re Back!!

And Yet Another Sex Scandal Teacher (Barstool Sports)
Is Mariah Carey Too Fat for This Costume? (Yeeeah)
The Chicago Cubs New Owner is Gay (Sports by Brooks)
The 75 Worst Album Covers of All Time (Manofest)
The Latest News on Katy Perry’s Tits (Popoholic)
The 16 Most Distrubing Sports Injuries of All Time (The Chive)
The 100 Funniest Sports Photos of All Time Super Tremendous)
Erin Andrews has a Sneaky Hot Assistant (Busted Coverage)
A Great Halloween Night Fight Caught on Camera Busted Coverage)
10 Actresses That Got Hotter With Age (Uncoached)
This Week in Boobs (Coed)
Pearl Jam Knows Their Audience (700 Level)
This Amateur is 18 and Has This Rack? Hot Quest)
Megan Fox is Hot? Who Knew? (Hollywood Tuna)
Warning!! Britney Spears is Starting to Look Fuckable Again (Just Jared)
We’ve Never Heard of Daria Webrowy Either, But She’s in Vogue and She’s Naked (Celebpunani)
15 Japanese Chicks With Big Tits (Coed)
Most Celebrities are Morons (Craveonline)
Pink Shares the Tits With Us Dirty Rotten Whore)

Bondage May Make Men Happier!

Bondage and discipline may actually make men happier, according to the first national survey of Australians’ fetish habits.

The new sex study has revealed that 2 percent of Australian men and 1.4 percent of women admit to enjoying dominance, submission and sadomasochism-type sex in the past year.

But researchers involved in the phone survey of 20,000 people say they expect many more Australians to be engaging in the practice but unwilling to label it BDSM (bondage, discipline, domination and submission).

“There will definitely be more men and women who have sexual tastes in this direction but won’t call it this,” said Dr. Juliet Richters, of the University of New South Wales.

“They might not like sex magazines but they just happen to like being tied up and spanked as part of foreplay.

“Ask them if they’re into BDSM they’ll say ‘Yuck, no’.” (who would say that about BDSM???)

The survey results, to be presented at the World Association of Sexual Health congress in Sydney this week, give the first snapshot of Australians involved in bondage behavior.

These fetishes were most common among gay, lesbian and bisexual people and heterosexuals who are “bi-interested”, said Dr. Richters, the lead researcher. (BULL SHIT!)

In women, BDSM was most popular among under 20-year-olds and those who had a partner they didn’t live with. There were no age or relationship trends in men, she said.

People who engaged in the habit were more likely to be sexually adventurous in other ways, like trying anal sex and phone sex, looking at internet pornography or using sex toys.

“These are people for whom sex is a hobby,” Dr Richters said.

They were no more likely to have suffered sexual difficulties, sexual abuse or coercion or anxiety than other Australians.

In fact, says Dr. Richters, men into BDSM scored significantly better on a scale of psychological well being than other men.

“This seems to imply that these men are actually happier as a result of their behavior, though we’re not sure why,” she said.

“It might just be that they’re more in harmony with themselves because they’re into something unusual and are comfortable with that.

“There’s a lot to be said for accepting who you are.”

Researchers said the study helps break down the reigning stereotype that people into bondage and discipline were damaged as children and were therefore “dysfunctional”.

“We really found that BDSM is simply a sexual interest or subculture attractive to a minority, not a pathological symptom of past abuse or difficulty with ‘normal’ sex,” Dr. Richters said.

“They’ve just got a broader and more unusual sexual repertoire than most.”

You REALLY don't know what you have, until it's gone.

Wishes always come true. I’m not talkign about bullshit “I wish I could fly. I wish I had superpowers.” I mean legit wishes, wishes that can actually come true. Wishes that you don’t simply just wish, but you actually try to make it come true. For example: “I wish I got an A on my history test” then you study, then you get an A. I was going over all my past wishes today, not the little “I wish I got an A” type wish, but the wishes that I would wish for at EVERY 11:11 and 12:34 and on every fallen eye lash and every shooting star (<—- rhyming kinda! awesome) . Now, let it be known, I follow my figurative heart. So at every chance to make a wish, I would make the same wish, always about a guy. Let me think, back to eighth grade…

I was totally hung up on this one dude, he was one of the popular kids, I was nottt. In 8th grade, I had weird orangebrownblonde hair, didn’t know how to properly wear makeup, wore the wrong shoes, wrongs jeans, and I was quietquietquiettttt. But, I recall on every chance, I would wish for this guy, Mr. EGC (eighth grade crush). Then, my wish came true… about a year and a half later. The point of what I’m saying, is your wish always comes true, if you reeeaaally want it, and you try as hard as you can. It always comes true, it just may not be when you want it. Because at the end of ninth grade, he asked me out, and I said no. I FINALLY got my wish, when I didn’t really want it.

Then, ninth grade, TOTALLY hung up on this one guy. Let’s call him Mr. ASS. To be blunt, the summer after eighth grade, I got hot. I went to costa rica, where I didn’t eat as much, walked like two miles and swam so much everyday, and the sun made me super blonde, and suuuuper tan. And yeah. Sorry for the cockiness. Yeah, and then like two weeks into school I had my first boyfriend (of six days), first kiss, and first experience being cheated on hahaha. WELL, anywho I dated this guy for a grand total of four days (dumped the day before homecoming, btw). And why did he dump me? Because I was scared to kiss him, because he had braces. So on eeeevvveerry fucking chance, I wished I would just kiss him. I was so in like with him for almost a year. I did such dumb things for him, things that resulted in almost going to jail, getting grounded forever, and (temporarily) losing allll of my friends. So October ‘08- July ‘09, I used up every wish on this guy. The point is, I finally got my wish. Last Friday, the guy I kissed while drunk and high, the guy with a giiiirlfriiieeennd, is him. I FINALLY got my wish, when I didn’t really want it.

Yeah. And as I said, I was hung up on this guy from October 2008 – July 2009. Now why did I stop liking him in July? Because of Mr. X.

Okay, I guess it’s time I told you the story of Mr. X…

Where did I meet him? MySpace hahhahahahaa. I had added him like back in May I believe, but was too shy to say anything, which is weird for me. So I eventually followed the typical MySpace etiquette, and picture-commented him, with a simple “cuuute ” or something like that. Andddd I got no reply, so I just moved on. Then, on July 12 2009, at 12:10 a.m. (obsessive, I know) I actually mulled up the courage to COMMENT him, saying “I don’t know you, but hiii “. We then had a lovely MySpace conversation, followed by an exchange of numbers, and then an even better texting conversation. We continued this for a little over a week, then on July 22 2009, we met for the first time. I brought my best friend, and he brought one of his friends, and we met at the MALL (cheeeezy). It was awkward as shit haha, but I was immediately attracted to him. Up until then, I couldn’t ‘like’ him, I couldn’t even have a ‘crush’ on someone I never met, but after i hung out with him, IiiiiiiIIiIiIii was crushin’. Then we literally COULD NOT hang out again. The day after we fist hung out, he went on a roas trip, then when he got back I went to Florida, then when I got back, he went to football camp. UUUntil, (faaaate) we both happened to be going to Ocean City the same day. August 20 2009, I saw him again. Now I legitamitely, officially, LIKED him. Then I didn’t hang out with him again until September 13 2009, and we started dating September 14 2009. In retrospect, we did rush into it. We started dating on only our fourth time hanging out, and only knowing each other for a little over a month. But for me, it seems like it took foreeevevvveeeeevevr. Because I liked him for almost a month. And in highschoolrelationshipland, a month is a long time to ‘talk’ to someone. Every night we would talk on aim haha. It was like this perfect little no prssure relationship where we fell in like with each others words. He was the first guy who Icould CAN actually talk to about real things, he had my same musical interests, he was just the perfeccctto guy for me. I don’t understand how I could ever get over him, I don’t WANT to get over him, cause I know we could’ve had something gRRReat. But yeah, I have plans. Don’t worry, I haaave plans. Also, right now he does not like me, how do you get someone to like you? You hang out with them. How did I get Him to like me? I HUNG OUT WITH HIM. Unfortunately, we go to different schools, and even when we were dating we rarely saw each other. But there is an upcoming concert for his ( and my) favorite band, Say Anything, on November 6 2009. So here’s my plan: until then, don’t talk to him. Unless he talks first. If he doesn’t say anything by Thursday, I’ll ask him about the concert (cause we already said we wanted to go together when we were dating, but iiidddk about now). And because it’s on a Saturday, and my Mom works alll say Saturday, I’ll talk to him about possibly going together.

Well, Reader, if we do decide to go to el conceeerrto together, I will tell you Phase 2 of Operation: Mr. X.

 

 

But for now, I need sleep.

 

OMG my first class tomorrow is with Mr. Ass, UGGGH!

BuhByee.

Trivial

Rihanna is exposing her fans to more than her music with her new single, “Russian Roulette.”

The singer is featured nearly topless on artwork for the song, covered only by what looks to be barbed wire.

The photo fits the apparent theme for her new album, “Rated R,” which is due out Nov. 23. It will be her first CD since 2007’s “Good Girl Gone Bad,” which went multiplatinum. It will also be her first solo single since she was attacked by ex-boyfriend Chris Brown.

“Russian Roulette” will debut Tuesday on Rihanna’s Web site.

What do you think??

Rhianna

I see nothing wrong with the photo! All the bits that are not to be shown are covered. I would be more impressed if she would remove the barbed wire. At least for me!

And now… onto the Pron!

Cup o PLEASE

Art in White

Nip

Cabinet

Curled

Sexy Hang

Lacey

Door

Smooth

Holes

Top

Tin Wall

Tanning View

Face

Hooked

Look Back

Group

2 at a Time

Pics Part 2

Aparently, I don’t have to say much on here to get views! Yesterday’s post was the highest daily view I have had since starting this blog. I have heard what you want to see and will be happy to provide. There will be, on occaision, the need for me to post something I feel needs to be read. You’re just gonna have to deal with it. I have found some new pics that are more than just “Playboy-esque” and I will start posting those as well. For those who like the softer stuff, it will still be part too.

Sincerely – H2oShy

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When you shoud wear a thong...

Never…. End of Blog…    Really, I am not kidding… the answer is Never… if you really have to ask or think about it… then let me tell you that you are truly unique and have no concept comfort or looking in the mirror before leaving your house…   First off, lets start with what the fuck a “thong” is… It is a tiny piece of material for the back of your wide ass and an little tiny wider piece of material that is supposed to cover your “box”  “your bush”…”your little sweet spot”… or “your special button”… I can go on.. but I hope you got the point…

Let’s start with the part that goes on your ASS….  It doesn’t matter what type of ass you have… let’s think about this together…  You are putting on a pair of undies… or shall we say a “Thong” that the piece going up the back of your ass is as wide a band aid at best…  but it gets better… it gets wider at the top… Why???  Is it going to keep the tops of your buttocks warm???  It is a fashion statement that it rides to the top of your hips and pants today ride below them.. so we get a full on visual when you bend over of your “hot pink” buttock warmers.. climbing out the top of your jeans that are gapping in the back as you bend over and we can see the piece of “hot pink” material disappearing in what is assumed to be your Crack.. yes.. I said your Crack.. you crack head… why???  Does it “feel normal for you to have some dental floss grinding away all day long at the insides of your cheeks….  maybe it is your way of getting a dental floss wax job on the inside of your crack as it friction is slowly rubbing off the hair on your ass… Oh please… all of ya got it unless you actually shave the inside of your cheeks and that is just way too much information… So, now I have been told that you “Get Used To It”… OK, I can get used to a lot of things… I suppose you are right… I can get used to alot of things… Typically though when I am “having” to get used to something… It is because I HAVE NO OPTIONS…. not because I am into self torture…  so getting used to it… Nah, I will pass… and I am ok without my hips showing out the tops of my pants with my buttocks warmer sticking out of the tops and you looking to see where the material disappears ….

Now let’s talk about the ‘button” warmer…  OMG… please come on… the dental floss crawling up your ass is nothing to this piece of material that is so narrow for the front part that it can’t decide if it is going to “sit” firmly in the center of your “box”… ride to the left and expose and right lip or ride to the right and expose the left…  Hell it gets worse… wear jeans that are just a bit too snug and it will crawl off both lips baby and wrap itself firmly around your little button giving you the image – visual of camel toe… and a few other things a bit to  hairy and hanging out on each side that I think you have the idea of where I am going…. but Oh Wait… I will get used to it!!!  Why the fuck would I want too???  Cuz I have a hot date later and I know I am going to be getting lucky and when I pull my jeans down.. with his help… I have a lip hanging out… a button all wadded up and I need to peel the dental floss out of my crack because it is stuck to the back of my ass from not doing such a good job of wiping all day long…  Yep… I will get used to it all right…

Thongs are meant for those who think they are “something” they are not.. 18 year olds and strippers… The last time I checked and looked all ALL my girly friends… none of you fit that group and none of you should be wearing a thong… sister… embrace your ass and body and dress for comfort and not to please someone who is only going to take them down faster than you could get them on as you can’t figure out what way is the front and what way is the back… LOL… so just get the fuck over yourself sister… you don’t need a thong to be a hot mama… 

Ciao… Sarah B…

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Sex at the 25 year class reunion...

I’ve been away “reuniting” with former classmates… eh hmmm. Delaynee will return within a few days, and you’ll finally get to hear all about her night of love making with her new sexy stud Gavin. If you want to read about my steamy sexcapades, make sure you check out my RSS feed at Cougar Talk. I’ll be posting all about it soon. Kisses, Kate Mercer P.S. I am still a Cougar if the man I am fucking is only 20 days younger than me, right?

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Getting oral with Kari

(Contains adult situations.)

This is a continuation from my last post “First lover! First love?” involving Kari, the first girl I ever had sex with. The story was the most explicit, graphic description of sex I’ve ever attempted. It’s rather long but I think it’s a pretty good story. Check it out if you haven’t.

In one weekend I lost my virginity and made love three more times with Kari. It was the start of a closer relationship. In the following weeks we would regularly have dinner together and — as our dorms were next door to each other — sometimes study together; throwing in some kissing and petting as a break from school work if we could find a little privacy.

And we waited for our next opportunity to have sex. Although we wanted each other desperately we also thought it rather tacky to ask our roommates to disappear for an hour or two so that we could get it on.

It wasn’t until nearly two weeks after our first sex session that I called Kari one afternoon we didn’t have class and told her that my roommate would be on a field trip for most of the afternoon.

In just a few minutes she was walking through my door. Soon as I closed the door she was reaching down to pull off her shirt but I stopped her. I said that we had plenty of time and we didn’t need to rush.

I insisted that she let me take off all her clothes. I did so slowly, focusing my attention on one part of her body and then another. I was trying to burn the image of every part of her naked body on my brain.

By the time I pulled off her panties I was ready to work on my cunnilingus technique. I worked back and forth between her pussy and breasts and within about 15 minutes Kari was trying to stifle her screams as she reached orgasm. I had yet to remove one piece of my own clothing.

I told her I’d be right back as I ran to the bathroom to brush my teeth and remove the taste of her wetness from my mouth. It wasn’t an unpleasant taste. I just assumed she’d prefer it if my breathe were fresher.

I was naked within seconds of getting back to the room. I handed Kari a condom. I loved to watch her put it on me. I laid her on the floor, crawled on top and plunged my penis into her. The rug was rough on my knees so after about five minutes I got up and sat on my desk chair.

I intently watched Kari as she threw her leg over me. She grabbed by penis and rubbed its tip around her pussy. She slapped her clitoris with it a few times and then guided it inside her.

We were in that position for some time. For awhile she’d ride me sliding up and down on my pole — sometimes slow, sometimes fast. Then we’d kiss and just rock back and forth together. And then I’d thrust up into her.

Next, I moved Kari over to the bunk beds and had her hold onto one of the support bars that was a bit over her head. She leaned forward and stuck her ass up into the air. I came up from behind and slid into her, leaning forward and grabbed her breasts. I kissed her back and shoulders as I massaged her tits and moved my hand down and worked her clitoris. Then I stood up and bent back a bit so that I could see my penis going into her vagina. This put me into a delirium. I had improved from our first sessions, but I still wasn’t an experienced lover. I was starting to cum before I was ready so I just grabbed the sides of her ass and started banging into her while trying to stifle my own cries of pleasure.

After we were done she told me that she’d be having her period soon and we wouldn’t be doing anything sexual over the weekend. Actually that didn’t exactly turn out to be the case.

On Saturday evening we ended up in my dorm watching “Saturday Night Live.” After it was over we went back to the secluded spot in my dorm where we had first made out. We kissed and made out and talked for some time. Before we knew it, it was about 2:30 a.m. She said that she’d better go back to her room but first slid down onto the floor in front of me.

There wasn’t a noise, not a person around. Kari looked up at me as she started rubbing my crotch. It didn’t take long for me to get hard. The next thing I knew Kari was unzipping my pants. She pulled out my penis and sucked on it a little getting it wet. Then she jerked me for a while before going back to fellatio. The only sucking of my dick she had done before was mostly as a tease.

She was fairly intense so it wasn’t long that I whispered in her ear that I was getting close. She hesitated. I guess she was running the options through her mind. She looked around, I think to see what she could do with me when I came.

But she was soon sucking the tip as she stroked the base and I started ejaculating into her mouth. She continued sucking and swallowed just about everything. It was oddly erotic and disgusting all at the same time.

After she put my penis away Kari told me that she’d never swallowed before but figured I’d swallowed so much of her wetness that she could return the favor.

That turned out to be the only time in my life that a lover swallowed my cum.

It took awhile but after we had dated awhile my wife did start to suck my penis. From the first time to the last I would tell her when I was getting ready to orgasm and she’d stop sucking and just jerk me until I came all over my stomach.

That last time was probably a good 18 years ago. I can’t imagine what she’d say now if I suggested, “if we’re only going to have intercourse once a month the least you could do is suck me off once in a while.”

No, I don’t think that would have the desired effect.

For now I’ve got to be content with my faded memory of  every part of Kari’s body. I should have studied my books as closely as I studied her body.

No Amazon Titties, Though

I’ve been watching this one, waiting for a more complete report of the flora and fauna of Papua’s lost world. Of course, the information released to the general public is as sparse as the cunt hair on an octopus. It’s been reviewed by the same assholes who told us 9/11 was caused by improper termite prevention (fuck you, Orkin Man) and edited accordingly. The actual findings have been watered down to seem harmless: fanged frogs, bats and gigantic lizards that chase kangaroos up trees. That would be charming, if it were true. It’s obvious that they spun the “giant rat with no fear of humans” to evoke adorable images of Attack of the Killer Shrews.

Fortunately, I have come into possession of Dr. McGavin’s original journal, splattered with the entrails of four unlucky scientists who “were never part of the expedition.” Allow me to share some exerpts:

“This morning, after Dr. Anne Lindy – botanist – sucked my cock and made breakfast, the rest of us began to map the area around the campsite. We cataloged several interesting beetles and dared my graduate student, Jackson, to eat one. Motherfucker actually did it. We didn’t even have to offer him money… I respect Marcus Kim for his valuable work evaluating the calls of the many species of non-migratory birds in the area, but there’s no fucking way I’m dipping my dick into Anne’s asshole if he’s already spread concrete in there. We’re running out of condoms…

“Jackson has apparently contracted some kind of disease and he’s being a real dickhole about it. Dr. Kim recorded a screeching howl in the middle of the night that sounded distinctly similar to King Kong. Anne was frightened, but I gave her a little warm milk to help her sleep… We decided at lunch to explore a patch of dense undergrowth to the west of the campsite. Our entomologist, Richard Pradence, stepped into a crevasse and was drug into the darkness below. We shined our flashlights into the depths and could see Morlocks feasting on his fucking face. No shit…

“Some kind of big ass rat got into the marshmallows while we were loading Dr. Lindy like a shotgun (over and under). Without marshmallows, the chocolate bars and graham crackers are worthless. In my rage, I threw them into the jungle. If things keep going like this, we may have to eat Jackson… Never mind eating Jackson. The boils on his face and nuts exploded. He looks like a Chinese finger trap… The condoms are gone. We have to take our chances pulling out and blasting Anne in the face. I’m trying to be calm for the others, but things are looking desperate…

“We found some other fucked up animals today and took some pictures. An ant the size of a football chewed Marcus’ eyeballs out. I tried to catch him, but he apparently has some kind of biologically-based molecular transporter. We stuffed Dr. Kim’s head with bromeliad, a common flowering plant that is well-known for its ability to keep your fucking brains from leaking out. For fun, I put Dr. Kim’s cock in the festering mucous that used to be Jackson’s throat and told him it was sloppy seconds. Still, I can’t help but feel uneasy…

“I’m pretty sure Marcus is dead. A pterodactyl snatched him from his lawn chair, flew straight up for about 200 feet, and was eaten mid-air by an enormous fire-breathing turtle with makeup on. This cross-dressing Gamera is the find of a lifetime, but I take no joy in it. Anne is on her period and she’s turned into a total bitch. This expedition is over.”

See? It’s not all grunting fish and geckos. Science is serious business, friends. And I guaran-damn-tee you that these kinds of discoveries have always been, and will always be, hidden from the masses. Think about all the other sightings of Transvestii Gamera that have been covered up. Armstrong saw him on the moon. He flew over Woodstock. He caused the Chicago fire of 1971. Need proof? Ask the government. If they say it didn’t happen, then it definitely did.

ZIF Video of The Week: Tash and Ass

There is an inherent temptation to post brand spanking new material in this segment. However, this video fits the stringent criteria we set, and hell, it’s only 60 days ripened. Tash is the classic “your favorite rapper’s favorite rapper” type persona. His commitment to spitting lyrical hammers demonstrates his seriousness, yet his comedic punchlines keep it entertaining and lighthearted. Nobody wants to strain their brain all the time, and for those of you blasting Slug and Aesop 24/7, Tash is a breath of fresh air.

I’m not sure if ‘DX and Amalgam ever got their shit together with this bikini competition, but if there’s any non-maillot ass out there, bet your bottom dollar I’ll find you some.

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Weekend Link Dump

Rihanna in Yet Another See Thru (Yeeeah)

Heather Graham’s Hotness Comeback Continues (The Grumpiest)

Is Jennifer Love Hewitt Being Photoshopped? (Popoholic)

Annalynne McCord’s Boobs Are About to Pop Out! (Moe Jackson)

Well Hello Mariah Carey’s Nipples (Celebslam)

Gary Busey Attempts to Speak (Manofest)

Hillary Duff Has Tits! (Popoholic)

The Hottest Ladies Over 40 (Bleacher Report)

5 Lessons We Can All Learn From Mr. T (Becks)

The 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1 (Coed)

Welcome Back Salma Hayek’s Tits (Moe Jackson)

8 Reasons to Hate Notre Dame (World of Isaac)

Small Girls With Big Boobs (Spewf)

Let’s Play “Guess the Athlete’s Ass”! (Ingamenow)

Random Pictures of Tits (Funtasticus)

Stop the sexual revolution, I want to get on

When I hit college the sexual revolution wasn’t anything new. Hippies and their free love had largely faded from the scene. Within a few years disco would rear it’s ugly head.

Traditional attitudes surrounding love and sex, or just sex were still very much in evidence. While I knew some people who were fully engaged in the sexual revolution many more clung to more conservative ideas. What the sexual revolution had done for my generation was make the idea of sex before marriage acceptable to many or most. We had not reached, however, the idea that it was OK to screw anyone whenever you wanted.

Love did have something to do with it. Ideas of courtship still held true. Two people would start dating and sex wouldn’t become part of the equation until later on — at least not until the fourth or fifth date anyway.

Now, my view is somewhat obscured on this. Unlike many of my classmates I didn’t drink in college. It was legal for 18-year-olds to drink beer and most people I knew did. I’d experienced alcoholism up close and I was afraid that there could be some familial tendency to the disease. It’s for that reason I decided when I was in high school not to drink until I graduated from college. That is a pledge I kept.

This eliminated visits to bars. I went on occasion but being sober surrounded by a bunch of drunks was not an enjoyable way to spend an evening. In retrospect I suppose if I had been more outgoing, more calculating, I could have had more sexual encounters by picking off girls whose reasoning had been dulled by drink.

Of course it’s said that alcohol can help drop one’s inhibitions. That could have also served me in those situations. Once I did start drinking, however, I never found that being a bit loose ever provided me with any edge.

So not going to bars kept me from that age-old form of sexual healing, the one-night-stand. Heaven knows I would have liked some.

In college my approach was the more traditional sex through love. I wasn’t alone. I was surrounded by people who were perfectly willing to follow at least an outline of the traditional rules of dating.

Within a few days of arriving on campus I set my sights on a girl in my dorm. Her name was Lori. What drew me to her was strictly physical. She was a fairly quiet girl, although not shy. I guess she just didn’t have a lot to say.

This was before I had recognized that I should stay away from shy girls. I came to learn that I don’t like shy people. In both friends and lovers what I really needed was someone who would compliment me, not mirror me. I hated being shy so I did not like others who were the same. I sought outgoing people.

So what was it that drew me to Lori? Well, not to put too fine a point on it but … it was her body. She was just about the model of a beautifully proportioned girl. I’m not talking the modern anorexic model but just your perfectly formed American woman.

Lori’s only weakness was her face. Actually, to be more specific, her smile. With her mouth closed she was pretty. But when she smiled her face took on a comic look and her front teeth were too small and gappy. She did have nice, medium-length brown hair.

Standing a bit over five-feet-five-inches tall, Lori had nicely set shoulders moving down to a pair of perfect breasts. If she were a young woman today everyone would suspect fake tits. But hers were far better than anything implants could achieve. She had some beautifully balanced, firm D-cups. I don’t know how many times I dreamed about unhooking her bra.

Her breasts were just the top of that sensational hourglass figure featuring a trim waist rounding out into an excellent if not exceptional ass. Her hourglass shape was more of a modern ideal as her hips weren’t as big as those desired decades or more before.

While I knew girls with longer, shapelier legs, Lori’s certainly served her well.

So that was it. Lori had a quiet sex appeal and I wanted her.

I’ve been very forthcoming about how some of my previous attempts at dating had progressed. This episode I don’t remember so well. I think it was probably about a month into fall quarter that I started to try to get Lori interested. I tried to be casual about it all by just tagging along when a group was doing something together. That was pretty common in the dorm.

Eventually I did ask her to do something with just me … she said “no.”

I’d already started to develop this obsessive interest in her not unlike the first crush I had Joyce in junior high. If you care I write about that in “A first shot at dating.”

That obsession pushed me to continue to pursue Lori even after she rejected me. It was easy though. I was already becoming good friends with her friends, one of whom was my dear college friend Joyce who I’ve also written about. To be clear, the Joyce in high school is not the same girl as the one in college. I should have given one of them a made-up name.

It was an odd situation. I was becoming genuinely good friends with Lori’s closest circle completely independent of my desire for her. You might ask, which came first, the friendships with Lori’s friends or the desire for Lori herself. It’s almost impossible for me answer that now. I guess it was simultaneous.

To make a long story short I kept up this obsession with Lori into the next quarter. While my new college friends were exploring the freedom of unencumbered dating I trudged on, day by day, focused completely on a girl who didn’t want me.

To this day I am puzzled by my behaviour. I can’t explain it. In hindsight I’m glad I didn’t end up with Lori. I don’t think we would have been a good match in the long term. I can think back on several women who I thought had just about everything that I wanted in a woman. The first was Jerri from high school.

So while I may have approached Lori using more conventional dating mores, ultimately all I really wanted to do was suck on her magnificent breasts and have hot, heavy sex with her.

Our sophomore year we achieved a kind of truce and had something that was almost a friendship. I spent a lot of time with her other friends so it was almost impossible not to. It was enough of a friendship that we started writing each other during the summer. Oddly enough we were able to write each other 10, 12 page letters. When we returned to school in the fall, however, we couldn’t keep a conversation going to save our lives. At the least we had gained an understanding of each other.

Given that history, what happened a few weeks after we graduated was even more extraordinary. But I’ll save that story for another day.

Spring quarter freshman year something happened that very quickly broke my obsession with Lori. More on that, or should I say “her,” next time.

Thursday Link Dump

Shirtless “Tough Guy” Gets His Ass Kicked (Barstool Sports)

Whitney Houston Dishes the Poop on Piece of Shit Bobby Brown (Yeeah)

Mischa Barton Looking Pretty Good in Some Lingerie (Popoholic)

Guess That Celebrity Tramp Stamp (City Rag)

Jessica Biel Pokies Alert (Glamzilla)

Eliza Dushku Rocks the Spandex (Celebrity Odor)

Vanessa Hudgens Looking Hot as Shit! (DJ Mick)

Seren Gibson and Friend are Topless (NSFWPOA)

The 9 Hottest Coach’s Daughters in Pro Sports History (Manofest)

Ciara is Wearing a See Thru! (Drunken Stepfather)

Aubrey O’Day just Doesn’t Like to Wear Clothes (Hollywood Tuna)

The 9 hottest Nigerian Women (Complex)

Nip Slips; A Gallery (ORSM)

Seduction in the park makes my pussy very wet.

Read after, “The Sexy Stud for Hire”.

            Gavin didn’t stick around for very long after our cup of coffee. He did give me his number though, and I considered asking him up to my place, but didn’t. In my heart I wanted to seduce him like the sexy Goddess I write about in my book. I never realized that perhaps I was not only jaded from the bad break up experience I’d had, but shy.

            Get me naked Gavin and I won’t be shy.

            I smiled thinking about him. It had been a long day at the store again. I was curious what he was doing and contemplated calling him.

            My manager called me on my cell just as I turned my “close” sign for the night.

            “Delaynee, I think that you should consider this offer of writing a companion book,” he said. “This writer is motivated, and it would be a breeze for you to write. He’s sent me a sample of his work and you’d be compatible.” 

            I was standing at the coffee counter when I heard my front door open. Gavin entered the store and my heart nearly jumped out of my chest.

            Our eyes met and we both smiled. He made his way over to me as I gave my manager the brush off.

            “Thank you, but my wind of change has just blown in.” 

            I quickly hung up, and went to wait on Gavin. 

            “It’s closing time again.” I said. “Am I going to have to extend my hours just for you?” 

            “Perhaps…After all, you make great coffee, and have the best companionship to offer.”

            We smiled. There was something so sexy about him even though he smelled like gasoline tonight or axel grease. His clothes were covered in black smears and I could tell he had been working hard.

            “What do you do for a living?”

            “I mostly work on cars, but I flip houses on my nights and weekends off.”

            I wish you’d flip me.

            “So, let me get this straight,” I said gazing into those gorgeous brown eyes of his. “You’re a mechanic, and you do construction? When do you have time to read?”

            He smiled and without hesitation reached across the counter and kissed me on the cheek.

            “Mmmmmm, you smell good Delaynee.”

            Without so much as missing a heartbeat, he went into his explanation.

            “I don’t own a television, so I read,” he said. “And I do other stuff.”

            I was stunned. I wanted him to kiss me on the lips this time.

            No don’t! Don’t kiss him. Wait. It will be alright, just breathe.

            I smiled.

            We spent hours sitting in my book shop, chatting about life and love.

            My pussy was melting and I knew if I had to get up from my chair there would be a puddle.

            “So tell me, what inspires you to write about the Goddess?”

            Oh shit, I was going to have to answer this.

            “It just comes from a place deep inside my soul and I just write about what I . . . enjoy,” I said.

            His eyes got big with excitement and I’m pretty sure his cock did too. He knew how the Goddess loved to suck and worship cocks, I’m sure he figured I did too.

            But again, I brushed him off.

            It’s late,” I said. “We should get to bed.”

            He raised his eyebrow.

            We both broke into laughter.

            “You know what I mean.”

            “Delaynee, tomorrow night, why don’t you let someone else close the shop, and you and I go to a movie?” 

            I nodded.

            “Okay.”

            I could hardly sleep at all that night. I tossed and turned. I wondered if a guy that good looking and covered in grease could be so sexy, how amazingly hot he’d be once he showered and put on cologne.

            My employee’s were more than happy to close the store so I could go on a date. They knew it had been awhile and we’re so excited for me that one of them went out and bought me some new perfume while she was on her break.

            I slipped out of work 2 hours before my date. I took a long hot bath and did an extra close shave on my pussy because I was actually considering, maybe having sex with Gavin.

            After I blew my hair dry and curled it I put on a sparse amount of makeup. I checked my appearance in the mirror.

            I wore a simple skirt, cotton t-shirt and a pair of strappy sandals that made my legs look fantastic. I ran a brush through my long hair and sprayed a little perfume on my neck and rubbed some lip gloss across my lips.

            I was so happy that I called my manager.

            “I’m ready,” I said. “I’ll collaborate with another author on a companion book.” 

            “It’s too late,” he said. “The author has changed his mind.”

            I was a little disappointed, but not for long when Gavin knocked on my door.

            He looked so damn yummy when I opened it. He had on a pair of sandals, dress shorts and a simple t-shirt too. We could have been Barbie and Ken except we are both brunettes.

            It was a beautiful late summer evening. Gavin and I walked down the street to where they were showing a movie in the park.  

We selected a private spot beneath a tall tree, and gently lay a blanket across the grass. 

Gavin had brought a thermos of cider, caramel popcorn and a small lantern. We got comfortable on the blanket as a classic love story movie was projected onto the side of the building.

The warm glow of the lamp added the perfect touch of romance to the setting. We kept stealing glances from each other as he sat on his bottom, and leaned back on his hands.

“Come to me Delaynee.”

Right here, now? I wish.

I slipped out of my shoes and nestled in beside his warm body. We fit together like a puzzle pieces.

The cool night breeze blew my hair and at time gently brushed across his face. He’d lean his head onto mine and I could feel him kiss the top of my head.

This guy is so sweet and sexy. Meow.

Gavin poured me a cup of cider and playfully fed me some of the caramel corn. I played along and returned the favor.

We couldn’t take our eyes off each other, and soon forgot all about the movie.

My heart was racing. I felt like a teenager.

Gavin leaned down to me and placed a tender kiss on my lips.

            I was filled with mixed emotions and I could tell by the way Gavin was looking at me that he was waiting to follow my lead.

            I smiled.

            He knew I wanted him.

            He took our glasses and sat them on the side, off the blanket.

            He took me into his arms, and brushed his lips across mine again, lightly at first, then more passionately.

            We lay down on the blanket as the moonbeams washed our faces with its gentle light.

            The film played in the background while we discovered each others powerful sexual touch.

            I pulled back from him and whispered in his ear.

            “It’s been four long years since I’ve felt a man’s touch other than on paper.”

            “Mmmmmm, do you like it?”

            I continued to kiss Gavin and then guided his hand to my bottom.

            He pulled away from me and looked deeply into my eyes, making sure I was alright.

            “I’m not going to break.” 

            He kissed my lips, cheek, and earlobe. He made his way down my sweet neck, devouring my flesh with his moist lips. He gently rubbed my bottom, and I did the same to him.

We exchanged silent, private gasps of breath. We realized we were in public, but enjoyed the light petting of each others bodies outside our clothes.

Drip.

My cunt was starting to leak. It felt good. It felt right.

Gavin stopped kissing me and reached into his bag. He pulled out a book bound in a plain brown wrapper.

            “I have something for you Delaynee.”

            Holding me close, he turned up the lamp just a little. He quietly reads to me a story of two lovers that were destined to meet. I began to get into the story, and help him turn the pages. He would read a verse, then I would finish. He read another.

            “You’re different.  No one gets you.”

            I finished the verse.

            “Or at least that’s what you think.” 

            They turn the page, and it’s blank. 

            “It’s beautiful Gavin, you should finish it.” 

            “I wrote it for you, before I even knew you were you,” he said. “I call it, ‘Companion for the Goddess.’”  

            I realized that he was the author my manager told me of, and that he was the man that spoke to my employee. 

            “It was you?”

            “Now that I know you, I didn’t want to let it end.” 

            He pulled me to him in a loving embrace, and kissed me so deeply.

I gasped as I pulled away from him. I smiled a naughty smirk.

            “Ah ha…the Goddess has a playmate.”

            I took his face into my hands, and kissed him with every inch of my being. His taste was intoxicating, and I was hungry for him.

            We didn’t stick around for the movie to end. We headed back to my place to write our own bedtime story.

          Our to fuck each other into exhaustion… yum.

Tuesday Link Dump

Wake Up With Some Tasteful Nudity (Barstool Sports)

Kansas City High School Cheerleaders are in Trouble, But Really HOT (Sports by Brooks)

The 25 Sexiest Celebrity PETA Ads (Manofest)

The SEC Definitely Has the HOTTEST Cheerleaders (Bleacher Report)

Top 10 Secret Celebrity Scientologists (Cracked)

Vandalism in the ATL!! Michael Vick Jersey Wearing Kid Goes Crazy! (Busted Coverage)

10 Amusing Tanning Disaster Photos (Uncoached)

Jackass Kanye West Interrupts More Stuff (Holy Taco)

The 23 Greatest Michael Jordan Commercials Ever (Hail Mary Jane)

Gary Busey Should be in EVERY Picture Ever Taken (Holy Taco)

The Greatest Dorm Pranks Ever Caught on Camera (Holy Taco)

Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Fights (Ask Men)

Good Morning Courtney Cox’s Tits (City Rag)

The 5 Cheesiest 80’s Montage Scenes Ever (Becks)

Fat Kids Fight in the Woods (Nothing Toxic)

The 10 Dumbest Off Field MLB Injuries Ever (Coed)

Wow! Look at the Ass on Jessica Burciaga (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Adrienne Curry Tweets Her Tits (Drunken Stepfather)

Fruit Snack

So, I’m up at OCC, waiting for classes….and the last one I have is drawing. Pretty psyched about that. And my friend keeps asking me if I want a fruit snack- I want to kill her. And tonight my uncle from Georgia is scheduled to come in! I’m glad I get to spend time with him as I usually only see them every few years.

Speaking of OCC, I need to find my photo instructor, and she is nowhere to be found on the website, and I have no idea where her office is, or when her hours are.(She just does not exsist apparently, because all I have is an email address to go on!) I don’t know when I get to tell her that next week I have to go to a court hearing about my dog. I dunno when I will get the chance to ask her if it is alright that I leave class 1/2 an hour or even just 20min early. My mom kept stating that it was okay for me to miss the hearing. I think not. It is in no way alright for me to miss this. I hope those assholes have to pay every penny. they deserve what they have coming to them. I know that sounds mean and insensitive because they didn’t want this to happen, but they brought it upon themselves not having their dogs leashed.

Not leashing your dog in a busy neighborhood is like Kanye interrupting Taylor. Its Blasphemous. He is an ass, just as these people (who obviously had their heads up theirs).

I also want to start my official Sabres countdown- 19 days!

Please Grant me the serenity to not throw things at the screen. He will stop all things coming at him if he pleases. Its all on his terms, after all, it is “Miller time”

update-I was in the wrong drawing class…apparently my scheduled class was 6:20-9:20, and I went to the 3:30-6:20 class. I wasn’t on his register and I couldn’t quite understand that. Apparently, wrong class means the professor does not have your name. So after class, I walked up to him and explained my situation. I inquired as to whether I could switch to that class and he told me the process, I went through with it and now have that class. He actually suggested that I keep the later class- he said it maybe a better teacher. I let him know I was satisfied with him as a professor because he didn’t make fun of me for being in the wrong class.  I now have to get a lot of materials, and spend a lot more money! wooohooo! OHHHH, and I need an English book because the one Jon and I thought I could use is…too….”advanced”? its a different, not edition, but different book altogether I guess? So say bye bye to another $50 or so dollars.

SHAWNE MERRIMAN AND TILA TEQUILA: NFL Player Arrested, Accused Of Choking Reality Star

Tequila, 27, signed a citizen’s arrest warrant, charging Merriman with battery and false imprisonment, San Diego County Sheriff’s Lt. Gary Steadman said.

Both are felonies.

Deputies responded about 3:45 a.m. to Merriman’s house in Poway, north of San Diego, after a woman called to say she was choked by the player and thrown to the ground when she tried to leave, Sheriff’s Department spokesman Jan Caldwell said at a news conference.

Merriman’s attorney, Todd Macaluso, disputed Tequila’s story and said he’s confident Merriman won’t be charged by the District Attorney’s Office.

“There was absolutely no wrongdoing on the part of Mr. Merriman,” Macaluso told The Associated Press by phone. “He essentially was doing what was appropriate under the circumstances in trying to protect the safety of Miss Tequila. There were numerous eyewitnesses that will support his version of the events that transpired at his home.”

Merriman, 25, was taken into custody and booked into the central jail at about 8:30 a.m. He was released shortly after 11 a.m.

Merriman didn’t return two e-mails seeking comment. His agent, Tom Condon, said he hadn’t heard about the arrest when contacted by The Associated Press.

There had been considerable Twitter chatter between Tequila and Merriman during the last two months. She tweeted several times about going to the Chargers’ game Friday night and a party she held afterward at a downtown club, including:

_ “Im the Head Cheerleader Prom Queen and (at)shawnemerriman is the Prom King! hahaha! LETS GOOO! LIGHTS OUT! SAN DIEGO I WILL SEE U TOMORROW!”

Merriman was the 12th overall pick out of Maryland in the 2005 draft, and had 39 1/2 sacks in his first three seasons. The three-time Pro Bowl selection has been getting back into shape after missing nearly all of last season following knee surgery.

The Chargers, picked by some as Super Bowl favorites, open the regular season a week from Monday night at Oakland. Players had been off since after Friday night’s exhibition finale against San Francisco. They are due back at practice on Monday.

“It’s disappointing to hear about the issue involving Shawne Merriman,” Chargers general manager A.J. Smith said in statement. “We’ll continue to monitor the situation and let the legal process run its course.”

Smith didn’t return a call seeking further comment.

Smith often speaks of signing “character” players, yet the Chargers have had their share of embarrassing off-field problems in recent seasons.

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Do men like rubbing on women’s butts when they’re cold

I have never heard of a man preferring a woman’s butt when it is cold; however, heterosexual men probably will not care one way or another. That is, the temperature of a woman’s butt is far less important than whether she is allowing the man to rub on it.

I would not be surprised if there were some society of men or organization of men or group of men who are ardent lovers of cold butts.  The human race houses some unique sexual predispositions.

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