DUMPSTA FUNK!
Friday, December 18, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Woman of Tiger: Jaimee Grubbs
Another one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses.
Its funny how I would have never seen a picture of this girl in my life if Tiger didn’t bang her!
I Watched Zombieland...
and I want to give the producers this juicy turkey.
++AY.Line++ – Natsume [December Group Gift in store; wear your tag]
fri.day – basic cami white [free in store]
Concrete Flowers – Turkey on Plate [1L, available until 12am SLT]
JUNWAVE – Marie (OrangeBrown) [Group gift in store; wear your tag]
A:S:S – Kum&Go shirt [0L, under the tree]
mijn.t – sweetie little panties [Subscribo welcome gift]
-RC- Cluster – Food bank donations [0L]
!Doux Couture – Haute Pink Bikini [Lucky cupcake prize]
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Just a reminder: the Stiletto Moody Shoes 40% Anything Everything Sale ends in one more day! The sim is open only to group members, but if you know a group member, they have a group inviter which you can use to join the group!
Monday, December 14, 2009
What I Want For XXX-Mas: Hugh Hefner's Playboy, 6 Volumes
TASCHEN is selling the illustrated autobiography of Playboy and Hugh Hefner from the first 25 years in the new 6 volume Playboy anthology. His personal life and career—from cartoon-drawing childhood to astonishing success with Playboy—are revealed in the most intimate portrait ever.
Limited Edition of 1,500 numbered copies signed by Hefner, in a Plexiglas case. Includes a facsimile edition of Playboy #1 from 1953—featuring the iconic Monroe cover and first nude shots—and a 7 x 7 cm piece of Hef’s famous silk pajamas, worn by the great man himself.
What a perfect gift for Dad this Christmas.
Tale of Two Evaluations
This is your Captain speaking………..welcome aboard fuckers.
I’ve had something that’s been bugging the shit out of me for a couple days. Sometimes on my job I am privy to information that just plain pisses me off!
Take two employees in the same section, one male, one female and they have the same job function. The male missed 10 days during the year due to an accident that was not his fault. The female was out for more than three months for a pregnancy. This particular female was also out for the same amount of time last year for the same reason.
The male employee documented work product is well above the prescribed standards, yet because he was out for more than the “allotted” amount of sick time, his supervisor was forced to give him a review of simply “meets expectations”. The gentleman understands that there are rules and does not have a problem with his lowered evaluation, as he put it “those are the breaks”.
What he does have a problem with is that the female employee was NOT held accountable for her time away even though her situation was a result of her own actions. Keep in mind that this gentleman and others in her area had to take on extra work as a result of her being gone for those three months. However because of the Family Leave Act, the supervisor was not allowed to take her lack of attendance into consideration. If he did, he would open himself and the company up to legal action. Her documented work product barely meets the standards and she also got an evaluation of “meets expectations”.
God Bless America! Because we’re fucked and we need some kind of divine intervention to clean up this clusterfuck.
So lets review, a woman can do just enough to get by, take a quarter of the year off and still get just as good of an evaluation as the person who had to pick up her slack when she was out of the office……….nice………really fucking nice.
Typical American entitlement whore, she craps out kids at her discretion (or lack of), and the rest of us have to pitch in! Yes, to sweeten the pot this bitch also gets government assistance, isn’t that fucking nice. Maybe if she rode the time clock like she rode a dick, she wouldn’t need government assistance.
But hell, what does she care, she’s not paying for it. She doesn’t even have to show up for work! Now she can schedule doctor appointments during the day for her little drape apes to give her yet another reason to skate out on the job. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!
Thanks for listening fuckers.
You are now free to punch a baby.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Tits and Ass Do Matter...
What makes a woman sexy?
If we were to use the clichéd response, that it is, in the eyes of the beholder, we would get nowhere. Let us be real about one thing: appearance matters and plays a huge role when determining if a woman is sexy.
It was on Facebook, that this comment, made by a woman of course, was noted:
…Some women use their phat ass and big titties to throw in a man’s face. When y’all gonna learn that’s for short-term gain? I don’t have none of that but I got confidence! There aint nuthin sexier than confidence and I aint gotta throw it in nobody’s face!!! Men if u can’t handle that then it suxx to be u!
Confidence is sexy. Very sexy. If you are one of the rare breeds, then even arrogance and cockiness get your juices flowing. A man or a woman who exudes any of these qualities will always be alluring to the opposite sex and usually hated envied by their own.
Any woman who uses her tits and ass to get attention can be seen as a one trick pony, that is, if they do not have anything to accompany the physical assets they already have.
As you read, the poster mentions that she has none of that. That is the wrong statement to make. She does. She just may not have the sizable or the desired amount most men are drawn to or appreciate. Being marginalized into the “average” category can affect a woman’s outlook on what should be sexy and or appealing.
There are ways to be appealing, to exhibit sexy, if you will, with the right skills, confidence and look. This is not what we are tackling today. The issue right now are women who are blessed with tits and ass.
What is even sexier than stand-alone confidence, is a woman who has the tit and ass to match. To take it further, women who possesses these four qualities (and there is the potential for more but right not let us keep it basic), will be the ones who are more appealing: nice figure (breasts and ass), brains, confidence and personality. We already know that the inward person is what really appeals to the outward man. But in all honesty, do not discount the role that tits and ass play.
This is so evident in what we see all around us. Celebrities enhancing their assets through surgeries or exercise, the huge influx of “video vixens” that are idolized for their huge tits, small waists and large asses or the need to show off the assets in order to get a man’s attention. Using these assets is not always for short-term gain. Many of these women have trapped acquired men and kept them (or used them for what they could get).
It was not too long ago, especially in Egyptian and African history, that women with hips, breasts and ass were revered. Statutes were made in tribute to them, ceremonies were held because of them and men were enamored with them. Their voluptuous shapes indicated their fertility and fertility was desired in a woman.
What the poster may have overlooked is that having tits and ass does not mean having DD’s or a behind like Coco (Ice T did really good). It is about proportion more than anything else. In a study conducted a few years back by Manswers (pretty cool and informative show, Spike TV), it wqw concluded that men found women who had a good waist to ass ratio – smaller the waist, bigger the ass – were sexy. After personally having many conversations with a variety of men and some of my own observational studies , it can be concluded that this is not just a matter of opinion: it has become a matter of fact.
The poster is a black woman and maybe her stance on the issue comes from a deeper realm.
Black women have had this advantage for a long time. Blacks and Latinas. It is seen in the genetics of both races and they are usually recognized for this body type. Some Europeans like Italians and Portuguese are also prone to this body type as well (men out there know this is true). It seems that since the infamous JLo butt shot, that women of all races have been trying to acquire this look.
This is not to say that breasts and ass make up a woman. There should be more to a woman than her physical qualities. If that is all she has to offer than yes it will only be for short-term and her drooping bottom and shriveled up nipples will be evidence of that. When she tries to use her lacking assets to get a man’s attention, she will regret not picking up some other type of skills on her journey to becoming elderly.
“Does this mean I should go get implants?” Only if they make you happy and get you the desired look you want.
That is a choice that you have to make. You do not need large breasts or a huge ass to be sexy or even gain the confidence to be sexy (it might help tho). You just need to be happy with what you have (or going to get). No one is telling you to change who you are or that you are not sexy without (enhancing) these assets.
The jist of it this: tits and ass are most appealing when paired together. You might have both, or one of the other. You might be DD’s or have 45 inch hips. The most important thing is that you know who to bring all of your assets together to make you that sexy ass woman.
Men can agree that there is something sexy about a woman who has tits, ass and confidence to match. Men certainly love confidence in a woman. But they love that confidence even more when a woman has reason to be.
Would love to have one of the resident men comment on this and offer some more insight from the male perspective.Wednesday, December 9, 2009
DE HITMAKERS 2002
Gedicht DOOSJES
WIL JE TRIPPEN LEG ME PADDO OP JE LIPPEN (WITH MC TBC)
Iám so gay (with Itam)
SONRISA
MIDGETm
Cabaret BINGO
DE VLEESMAP
GUTOGUTOGUT
ME (punk)
FEESTBEEST
INTERVIEW MET BERRY WIJDBEENS
ANGIE HONEY
LOLA FERRARI
TRAVO BONITO
ROSEKOEKEN
DE BRUGGENWACHTER
JAZZ FROM THE ASS
A LA EMINEM
DELFSHAVEN BEACH
TITFACE (with Itam)
STERRETJE (with Itam)
RICARDITO
ZEGGERS
BILLEN
KUNST
THE HITMAKERS WAS A PROJECT I DID WITH MICHAEL VOS, WE MADE ALSO THE MOVIE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE (SEE PIETERS MOVIEWORLD
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Shinjuku Last train Tight ass
I was out prowling and growling last night till late and I had to get the last train back from Shinjuku. I spotted this like slut near the ticket gate and I could’nt resist the urge to snap a couple pics.
She was short, about 155 cmts tall and had that style, you know what I mean, Hip-hop dance and R&B music style that is so popular with alot of girls here. Probably around 28 years old and likely would love to suck on a big black dick untill she passes out. I wouldnt mind giving her my white meat right in her hole either though.
Spotted her right off. tight jeans over a nice round ass. Black hair in a pony tail, I like that, gives me something to yank on when I fuck her from behind.
Mmmm....you can't see it here but she was wearing boots, timberlands, I like that too.
You think she likes anal?
I like to see those panty lines there just a bit. Id like even more to stuff those panties in her mouth.
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