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My First Threesome with Two Women

I was twenty two when I had my first threesome with two girls. I was working at a Singing Telegram Company. I’d dress up in various costumes and bring balloons and sing at birthday parties, bachelorette  parties, anniversaries and whatever occasion I was hired for. I also entertained children’s birthday parties as a clown, batman, Ninja Turtles and almost any children’ character you could think of. I was a manager and a performer.

One Halloween, all of the employees went out together to a night club in costumes. We had access to costumes from the store so we had quite the choice. The strippers we had working for us for strip-a-grams looked great that night in Genie outfits, French Maids etc. I wasn’t lucky enough to score a stripper that night but I was happy when the night was over. I wore a Trojan outfit and called myself Trojan Man who was a character in a commercial promoting Trojan condoms. I carried a box of Trojan condoms and handed them out to people all night not realizing that I’d be needing them later on. I wore black tights under my tunic. I used any excuse to wear pantyhose or tights back then.

After the bar closed and I was really drunk and ended up going back to the store with two co-workers, Lori and Fay. They were both older than me by at least five years but looked good. Fay was chubby but proportioned and had a really pretty face with brown eyes and dark hair. Lori was skinny and had long red hair and blue eyes. Fay was dressed in a sexy Pirate outfit and she wore black stockings with a garter belt that showed. Her nice chubby legs went down and fit nicely in her black pumps. Lori was dressed as a cave girl in a brown cave girl dress and wore tan pantyhose. She took off her furry boots to reveal pretty feet.

We sat on the couch in the store away from the window. I sat in the middle. Fay was on my right and Lori was on my left. They were pretty drunk too. Fay started kissing me. Then Lori put her lips on ours. Two sets of lips on my lips with two tongues in and out of my mouth. I was ready to cum my tights already and we were just beginning. I grabbed Fays huge tits and groped them for a while and Lori ran her hand down my chest while Fay ran her hands up and down my legs just up to the crotch teasing me. I sucked Fay’s tits while Lori grabbed my ass and ran her fingers along my crack and touched my balls through the nylon. I couldn’t take it any longer and told them both to pull out my cock.

Fay lifted my tunic while Lori pulled my tights down low enough to get my cock out. Lori stroked my cock while Fay sucked it. They took turns with my cock in their mouths and even kissed each other with my cock in the middle. I was in heaven watching this glorious sight. I felt up their stocking covered legs while the sucked and stroked my hard cock.

Lori laid back on the couch and I ripped a hole in the crotch of her tan pantyhose. I pulled out a condom and Fay grabbed it from me and  put it on my cock. Fay guided my cock into Lori’s wet pussy. I fucked Lori missionary style. I fucked her hard and she screamed. Fay played with my balls while I went in and out of Lori’s pussy while playing with her own pussy through her panties. Lori came and I was ready to. I pulled out of her. Fay grabbed my cock and jerked it off onto Lori’s belly and my cum shot all over the waist band of her pantyhose. Fay went back to playing with herself and soon came too.

We cleaned up and talked, drank and smoked. We agreed that this was going to be our little secret since we were all involved with someone else at the time. I had a few more encounters with both of them after that night but never together.

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Leather Weather

On a chill Winter day nothing we keep you warmer than fine leather. After all, if it kept some poor animal warm it ought to do the same for you. Even those of use who aren’t wearing leather can get a hot flash when we glimpse a beautiful woman in leather. Some of us get a warmer flash than others… If you love leather, and wish the weather was always right for leather, then here are two Flickr photographers whose images will definitely warm your heart!

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she’ll keep your warm! (image)

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leather clothes (set)

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Right Here, Right Now.......

This is your Captain speaking……………..welcome aboard fuckers.

Here’s a little diddy about my latest interaction with the common American worthless fucking cunt female.  It involves a bitch I went to graduate school with who sent me an email.  Keep in mind that the email address we’re talking about is one that I use whenever I sign up for a newsletter, or when I buy something and you have to enter an email.  So its pretty much full of junk and I don’t check it often.

So this entitlement whore sends me a message the other morning………….I of course didn’t answer because I didn’t log on to that account.  So the cunt FaceBook stalks me and sends me another email that evening…………..That’s right kids, the fucking cum dumpster entitlement skank couldn’t even wait 24 motherfucking hours for a response.

Read the following in your best bitch whinny voice:

“You didn’t respond to me.  I know you were online, I saw your post on FaceBook.  I know you always check your email……….blah, blah, bitch, bitch, blah”

When I read her bipolar emails a couple days later I sent the following response.

“I didn’t realize you knew my every move.  You should use your physic abilities to play the stock market.  However I hope you like cats because with a vile attitude like yours that is who you will be spending your golden years with.  Good day madam.”

She responded, but I deleted without even reading it.  Her actions are typical of the mental illness that plagues most American women.  Everything is about them.

Yet they love to tell you how smart they are, their problems are always someone else’s fault.  Fucking old cat hags.  I should go shit in her mailbox.

You’re now free to shit in some cunt-whore’s mailbox.

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