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Dutch butt shots @ New Island Festival, Governors Island NYC © Vincenzo Aiosa

Dutch butt shots @ New Island Festival, Governors Island NYC © Vincenzo Aiosa

Dutch butt shots @ New Island Festival, Governors Island NYC © Vincenzo Aiosa

Dutch butt shots @ New Island Festival, Governors Island NYC © Vincenzo Aiosa

Dutch butt shots @ New Island Festival, Governors Island NYC © Vincenzo Aiosa

Dutch butt shots @ New Island Festival, Governors Island NYC © Vincenzo Aiosa

Dutch butt shots @ New Island Festival, Governors Island NYC © Vincenzo Aiosa

Dutch butt shots @ New Island Festival, Governors Island NYC © Vincenzo Aiosa

Dutch butt shots @ New Island Festival, Governors Island NYC © Vincenzo Aiosa

Dutch butt shots @ New Island Festival, Governors Island NYC © Vincenzo Aiosa

Dutch butt shots @ New Island Festival, Governors Island NYC © Vincenzo Aiosa

Dutch butt shots @ New Island Festival, Governors Island NYC © Vincenzo Aiosa

Dutch butt shots @ New Island Festival, Governors Island NYC © Vincenzo Aiosa

Dutch butt shots @ New Island Festival, Governors Island NYC © Vincenzo Aiosa

Dutch butt shots @ New Island Festival, Governors Island NYC © Vincenzo Aiosa

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Lady Gaga is hot...

Well…there is something that I haven’t told you.  I’m in a band…and it isn’t the best band in the world…I used to be in some very good punk bands before, had a 7″ before as well as several played several concerts, got pretty good…and one of the people in my band…a guy named Tim, I’ve played with before.

But last night, my third night in out at the bars, Tim goes through and tells me that he wants to go through and start playing Top 40 pop songs as punk songs…and in the drunken state that I was in,I said yes, of course!  So yeah…he said and said that the first song that we are going to play for Sorority band thingy is Paparazzi by Lady Gaga…enough said.

The good news is that I got my new photographs to the gallery today for the new gallery showing on the 23rd, as well as I got asked to give my work to for Valentine’s Day Cards…I’m fucking excited…the gallery is Crewest in Los Angeles…that should be fun.

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ATTENTION: Somebody's Teenage Daughter’s Butt

Factoid: The butts to which your attention has been drawn may only be 16 years old, so the accompanying pictures are not meant to be titillating.  Please keep one hand on the keyboard and the other on the mouse.  In this instance, mouse is not a metaphor.

I present somebody’s daughter’s butt here so as to insure you understand what I’m talking about.  The ONLY reason girls wear things with stuff written on the backside is to draw attention to their ass.  As they slip them on, they mean for men to look at their butt and want to get in to their pants.  There is no in between, there is no other reason.

By allowing their little darling to go out in public with a sign plastered across their booty, the future “victims” parents are demonstrating just how irresponsible they truly are.  It’s possible, not probable but possible, they could keep their wanna be slut from becoming a full on hoe if they enforce a little decency.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for girls with nice butts being kind enough to point it out.  Only reason I bring this up is because I had to listen to a coworker drone on about some old guy checking out her daughter at the mall yesterday.  Her “child” had the word “Luscious” on her ass.

            

I just think if you smoke you shouldn’t complain about body odor and if you let your kid go out with a bull’s-eye on her ass; you shouldn’t whine when some random guy takes a gander.

Of course along the same line, responsible parents wouldn’t let their little darling walk out the door with their tits hanging out either.  Below is a classic example of what I’m talking about . . . .

Fun Challenge Of The Day:
(be sure to post comment about your experience) Work the phrase "you can’t motor boat a personality” into conversation.

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